Want to exhibit at Awesome Con, or be a sponsor? John is your guy. He’s been a lobster fisherman, hippie music festival promoter, college lecture agent, and toy salesman. Cultural highlights include meeting Stephen King at 10 and having him read my Salem’s Lot book report, seeing the Grateful Dead in London on Halloween, and almost getting beat up onstage by Dickey Betts of the Allman Brothers Band. Currently, he is way too obsessed with the musical Hamilton, and regularly annoys everyone is the office by insisting it’s the greatest cultural achievement of all time. John knows he will never be as cool as his kids Bonham and Redding, and has come to accept that. When he dies, he wants his ashes scattered in the ballroom at Disney’s Haunted Mansion.