Ah, the Inspirational Speech. A staple of epic battle scenes throughout movies and television. From “…they will never take OUR FREEDOM!” to “Today we celebrate… our Independence Day”, these pump-you-up quotes are spirit-lifting and awe-inspiring. Greg is no good at those. Not one bit. He tries though. The other day he spent 10 minutes shouting and pumping his fist in the air, but the only thing any of us can recall is he said something like, “Today, our router shall not go down!”